harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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  • *texting friend*
  • me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
  • me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*
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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

image

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